An overdue introduction about the same length as my cock
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Now that the silly joke is out of the way I will introduce myself.
I've been here for ages now but don't think I've made an introduction so a little bit about myself.
I came here to seek flesh but stayed for the bantz. I have a sense of humour as dry as a nuns cunt, no joke is generally off limits with me.
My mouth is bluer than Eiffel 65.
I'm a fucking wiz at Google searching and should have a masters in it but unfortunately Oxford have since requested I stop contacting them.
I'm just a typical 33 year old male in about every other way. I blend in well into the background and that's the way I like it.
Love boxing and football, have a misspent youth that I'm clinging on to and currently boring myself to death writing this.
I've been here for ages now but don't think I've made an introduction so a little bit about myself.
I came here to seek flesh but stayed for the bantz. I have a sense of humour as dry as a nuns cunt, no joke is generally off limits with me.
My mouth is bluer than Eiffel 65.
I'm a fucking wiz at Google searching and should have a masters in it but unfortunately Oxford have since requested I stop contacting them.
I'm just a typical 33 year old male in about every other way. I blend in well into the background and that's the way I like it.
Love boxing and football, have a misspent youth that I'm clinging on to and currently boring myself to death writing this.
Why thank you, please do continue.
Oh, UK, if only our paths would cross but only for a brief afternoon...
I mean, the laughs we could have over coffee or tea or do you ONLY put water into that Bod?! Anyway, great intro, but I had to increase my font to make its length about the size of your penis. (The one I had imagined it to be!) Lmao
Even if you have "other" interests and are untouchable, I'm sure I speak for everyone on here when I say, "We gladly welcome your kind of specimen!"
*smooch*
I mean, the laughs we could have over coffee or tea or do you ONLY put water into that Bod?! Anyway, great intro, but I had to increase my font to make its length about the size of your penis. (The one I had imagined it to be!) Lmao
Even if you have "other" interests and are untouchable, I'm sure I speak for everyone on here when I say, "We gladly welcome your kind of specimen!"
*smooch*
Thanking you Goth
Don't worry Heidiwil, I am an extreme coffee addict. Borderline geek about it. Drinking water is actually a very new years resolution, previously i was 'hydrated' purely through tea and coffee.Oh, UK, if only our paths would cross but only for a brief afternoon...
I mean, the laughs we could have over coffee or tea or do you ONLY put water into that Bod?! Anyway, great intro, but I had to increase my font to make its length about the size of your penis. (The one I had imagined it to be!) Lmao
Even if you have "other" interests and are untouchable, I'm sure I speak for everyone on here when I say, "We gladly welcome your kind of specimen!"
*smooch*
This is a more appropriate font size if I'm honest
Muchas Gracias, I shall continue to be the idiot meathead with a sense of humour and fast Googling finger I've always been
Coffee lover, score! Fast fingers...well, hmm? Not sure which one caught my eye more so? bwahahaThanking you Goth
Don't worry Heidiwil, I am an extreme coffee addict. Borderline geek about it. Drinking water is actually a very new years resolution, previously i was 'hydrated' purely through tea and coffee.
This is a more appropriate font size if I'm honest
Muchas Gracias, I shall continue to be the idiot meathead with a sense of humour and fast Googling finger I've always been
Font size, damn the honesty, but it's appreciated
I wasn't sure if that's your actual pic, which I think you said it was. I used to train and I lived on water, coffee, and an occasional vodka luxury. Combo kept me tight
lolHappy day UK!
HahaCoffee lover, score! Fast fingers...well, hmm? Not sure which one caught my eye more so? bwahaha
Font size, damn the honesty, but it's appreciated
I wasn't sure if that's your actual pic, which I think you said it was. I used to train and I lived on water, coffee, and an occasional vodka luxury. Combo kept me tight
Happy day UK!
I actually is, just a well controlled diet although I've put on about 10 kilo now but that has been done on purpose
Likewise
How did I miss this? And what am I doing on page 3?
Welcome to the forums. I'm sure you'll find it a lovely place, full of charm and good tidings. If you need any assistance getting around, there's a helpful group affectionately know as meatheads... they are so in tune with what's going on, it's pathetic. No need to seek them out - they'll find you.
I waited 6 months to post my intro. You beat me by 3. It's always nice to read a good one, regardless of how long it takes.
Welcome to the forums.
I'm sure you'll find it a lovely place, full of charm and good tidings. If you need any assistance getting around, there's a helpful group affectionately know as meatheads... they are so in tune with what's going on, it's pathetic. No need to seek them out - they'll find you.I waited 6 months to post my intro. You beat me by 3. It's always nice to read a good one, regardless of how long it takes.
Thems be desperate times when you scrolled that far
