Thoughts What made you happy today?

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theoriginalnumber8 said:
Seeing that the message I sent last night was delivered this morning to my guardian angel when he turned his phone on! ;):D

Good luck fella!! I'm sure you'll do it!! :)
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I think you might have sent the message to @Someguy1020 on accident...you've been neglecting our sexting....I miss the descriptive writing of what you can do with your thumbs...hence my new infatuation with @lucky_luke . He's all over me on the threads. Jealous much?
 
Someguy1323 said:
I think you might have sent the message to @Someguy1020 on accident...you've been neglecting our sexting....I miss the descriptive writing of what you can do with your thumbs...hence my new infatuation with @lucky_luke . He's all over me on the threads. Jealous much?
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Don't even talk to me about @Someguy1020 that guy is only interested in receiving the goodies he don't give nothing back!! And as for @Someguy371 he wouldn't even shave his head and wear the wings for me!! I'm waiting for replies from both @Someguywithtattoos and @Someguyhere so I will let you know if they treat me like the princess I want to be!

I noticed that @lucky_luke was trying to get amongst you, so I am taking solace in the fact that I have at least provided a pilot hole for him!! Besides, between you and me @Thalassa has tagged me in a couple of things and thrown out a "few" likes which I think means she's after a piece (keep it under your halo though as its hush, hush, she's been quite subtle about it, which is a mad turn on of mine!). I would send her a dickpic, as that seems like it would work with her, but the zoom lens I've ordered doesn't get here till next week!! I would ask to borrow one of yours but I suppose they are reserved for your new man now!!
 
theoriginalnumber8 said:
Don't even talk to me about @Someguy1020 that guy is only interested in receiving the goodies he don't give nothing back!! And as for @Someguy371 he wouldn't even shave his head and wear the wings for me!! I'm waiting for replies from both @Someguywithtattoos and @Someguyhere so I will let you know if they treat me like the princess I want to be!

I noticed that @lucky_luke was trying to get amongst you, so I am taking solace in the fact that I have at least provided a pilot hole for him!! Besides, between you and me @Thalassa has tagged me in a couple of things and thrown out a "few" likes which I think means she's after a piece (keep it under your halo though as its hush, hush, she's been quite subtle about it, which is a mad turn on of mine!). I would send her a dickpic, as that seems like it would work with her, but the zoom lens I've ordered doesn't get here till next week!! I would ask to borrow one of yours but I suppose they are reserved for your new man now!!
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Thanks... i just pissed myself...

Oh and Stan. He's thropical....
 
theoriginalnumber8 said:
Don't even talk to me about @Someguy1020 that guy is only interested in receiving the goodies he don't give nothing back!! And as for @Someguy371 he wouldn't even shave his head and wear the wings for me!! I'm waiting for replies from both @Someguywithtattoos and @Someguyhere so I will let you know if they treat me like the princess I want to be!

I noticed that @lucky_luke was trying to get amongst you, so I am taking solace in the fact that I have at least provided a pilot hole for him!! Besides, between you and me @Thalassa has tagged me in a couple of things and thrown out a "few" likes which I think means she's after a piece (keep it under your halo though as its hush, hush, she's been quite subtle about it, which is a mad turn on of mine!). I would send her a dickpic, as that seems like it would work with her, but the zoom lens I've ordered doesn't get here till next week!! I would ask to borrow one of yours but I suppose they are reserved for your new man now!!
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I have only two things to say.
The first one is that I'd be more than happy and excited if we could share @Someguy1323. He pretends to be innocent but trust me he's a living devil.

The second one is that if you ever wanna things to work with @Thalassa DO NOT send her a dick pic. She prefers pics of Spanakopita and melitzanosalata. Now if she starts pretending that she is innocent do the trick and make innuendos about pizza. That will definitely work.
 
lucky_luke said:
I have only two things to say.
The first one is that I'd be more than happy and excited if we could share @Someguy1323. He pretends to be innocent but trust me he's a living devil.

The second one is that if you ever wanna things to work with @Thalassa DO NOT send her a dick pic. She prefers pics of Spanakopita and melitzanosalata. Now if she starts pretending that she is innocent do the trick and make innuendos about pizza. That will definitely work.
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You can all sit under my baobab tree, eat smores, sing kumbaya and then lick molten white chocolate off of each other. That zoom lens camera? I'll be using it to record the action for our fcn friends. Btw, will all this be happening before or after the wedding?
 
Thalassa said:
I hope you get it. You can make sure to develop, push, produce, and retail their VR porn.
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Sadly it would most likely be tracking every action(including how often you blink now that I can discreetly turn your camera on when you're looking at your phone) anyone who has Android software or chrome installed. But I'll only use the information for personal gain. 63 blinks per minute thalassa? Stressed or is that some sour cream in your eye?
 
Someguy1323 said:
Sadly it would most likely be tracking every action(including how often you blink now that I can discreetly turn your camera on when you're looking at your phone) anyone who has Android software or chrome installed. But I'll only use the information for personal gain. 63 blinks per minute thalassa? Stressed or is that some sour cream in your eye?
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Not gonna work on me. I've got Linux on my phone.

Listen, make sure I'm a VIP beta tester. And most importantly, make sure you include the following porn fetish categories:
- obsolete equipment (@theoriginalnumber8 can be your pro bono consultant)
- food (@lucky_luke will be your consultant on this)
- helicopter dick-finger foreplay (you can advise on that yourself)

P.S. No, it wasn't sour cream. It was sriracha.
 
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