Always be nice to anyone who has access to your toothbrush!
BignSekZ
Resident From Pacific Northwest
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I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
I believe a ducks opinion of me is very influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something!
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
You know fishing shows? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don’t wanna eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs!
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t really know what’s happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?
Been gone for too long. Hope I still know some people here!
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