Recent content by Ehcanuck

my flirting is so aggressive you may think we are fighting but the reality is I want to fuck so badly that my flirting turns to fighting. Its complex but its a wild ride.

I always carry Hershey hugs and kisses in my pockets to ensure I am always prepared for such an occasion. You sir will get xoxo'd into a chocolate coma which is the best I can do...for now :)

tinsel gets everywhere - I envy the dedication

well im not one for one word responses but what I can say is I would have an itinerary of things to do - we would paint the town red like a murderous spree with so much ruckus the police would inevitably shut us down BUT for that 10 minutes of pure joy...we would be on top of the world my...

id tell you to give your head a shake - and whichever one you choose to shake...well thats alright by me :)

well besides the obvious of being sweet, a girl and a lesbian "not that there is anything wrong with that" if you don't get the Seinfeld reference well sorry folks - but other than those obvious thoughts I am willing to bet she can sing karaoke like an absolute rock star, paint the town rainbow...

Cmon now let’s be positive, we can all 3 split a peach cobbler and see where that takes us. I just warn you I enjoy peach cobbler and may eat it all on you. but don’t worry because I’ll let you engage in intercourse while I engage in the NEXT course... UP TOP *holds hand up for the highest of...

I actually rise every 6 months to feast on the remains of my friends...because my enemies are harder to catch. I still have a samsung flip phone and dance to the ring tone at the gym, it’s my pump up song. I have injured my dancers hip by doing the salsa. I now call myself “hips and salsa” as...

My dear boy, if we were in person and didn’t immediately remix high school musical and burst into song after this statement - then why are we living. You can be Zac Efron and I got your back up vocals my dude. Hit it!

Well Someguy123 is known for being THEguy, yes you heard it here first folks. When he is not showing off his masculine jaw line and beautiful beard that could make any man desire to emulate and women to sit on, he is freshening up on all the latest current events because yes, you guessed it...

This man is known for his 5 moves of doom, hustle - loyalty and respect. When he is not burying the competition he is delivering captivating speeches and living a regimented life full of wonder and awe. No wait that is in fact John Cena - let’s start again. He is known for cutting down trees in...

Hmm, as an old cat on here I can usually read people just by the look on their face, and this is no different, judging by his profile picture I will never forget spencer because I never forget a face. This man is a gym rat, bigger than the sun and hotter than the ocean, known for performing...

Came in expecting chicken, walked out with a whole bucket. Protein soothes the soul

*awkwardly stares at you* Hi *runs off with a spirited sprint*

Bananas, Love potassium.