Banter Random Facts About Yourself

I actually rise every 6 months to feast on the remains of my friends...because my enemies are harder to catch.

I still have a samsung flip phone and dance to the ring tone at the gym, it’s my pump up song.

I have injured my dancers hip by doing the salsa. I now call myself “hips and salsa” as my stage name

that is all
 
When I was serving in Bosnia Herzagovina in 1993, I came under sniper fire but the sniper was so shit I slowed down to give him a fair crack and he still missed.
TBig88M said:
I switch hands while I am playing.....






Badminton..... I seriously can play with both hands.
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I did that on the squash court and had to forfeit the point because it´s not allowed
 
I stood in for a male stripper on a Hen Night party in my bar because the original stripper pulled out at the last minute.
 
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