you have to kiss every frog you come across on the lips just in case
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The only reason you were able to derail the chat is because I started chatting.
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When your Uber is on coke TRUST they will get you there on time
my entire life is a faux pas
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we're in a raincoat that has four sleeves, gets us through all kinds of weather
they have it so good in Antarctica
Why is every hair dresser on xanax like I could’ve done a better trim at home drunk bro
you ever think to yourself, people swallow ejaculate but not mouthwash? what's that about?
If your chicken is pink in the middle that means it’s a girl <3 -
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