I like to think my dick pics are tasteful. thats all
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I'm built like your favorite disappointment
I’m just saying my face is too cute to have someone not riding it. Thank you
Sometimes I'm cute. Other times I'm a potato in goodwill clothing.
Next person to play around with muh feels gonna catch these hands. Just sayin.Hey dude, hope you're okay today. Noticed you've not been about like usual.
I came here to finger paint and fuck! And neither of those things are happening.
Its about time I shaved off someone's mustache
That time I drank like 7 hard lemonades and bet you I could fly over the moon, and overestimated that haystack's ability to break my fall and wound up breaking my coccyx?
The doctor wasn't happy with me
I hope you have a wonderful day
I’m not religious. But I could make an atheist say oh my god.
Eating a whole box of Cheeze itz should be an Olympic sport. Just throwing that out there.
Welp im off to work cause being cute doesn't pay my bills. FUCK
Out here tryna do hot girl shit. Whilst I look like a boiled potato.
So when are we going to the Peeps factory????
Getting ghosted should be illegal just sayin
If you ever feel bad about yourself. Remember I'm built like a 1970's fridge, and I'm about as heavy as one too :|
some of y'all need to moisturize cause you be dry as fuck!
I honestly don't get how y'all are so damn attractive! 10/10 not fair....
Happy birthday to me! What’d yall get me :3
Guess who just dropped way too much on sleep token tickets. It was uh me……. -
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