Tadaaaa!
Let's chill in the sun somewhere hon!
Let's chill in the sun somewhere hon!
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If eyelids are made of the same thing as foreskin, does that mean you are a little cock-eyed, or do you have circumvision?
Hope your having a great day thats not to stressful
Pasta for Piggy.
Hey there, dear! It’s been a while, but the memories of our laughs are still fresh. Hope you’re doing great, let’s catch up soon!
Happy Friday. We might be tied up all night please do not disturb!!
Q: If fruits could be naughty, what do you think lemons would do?
A: Lemons would flaunt their tangy curves, whispering, “Let’s squeeze some fun and show off our zestier side!”
Hope you had wonderful weekend. Have a great day.Are you ticklish, Thelma?
My vibrator is on strike. Apparently it feels objectified.
If you've ever seen some of my posts and thought "she's the type to have someone tied up in the basement." I can assure you, I don't have a basement.
Cum and pre-cum imply the existence of a third mysterious post cum.
After the work week has you tied in knots I'll help untie them well eventually
I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday. Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.Never stop being a little crazy
*hugs*
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