I wish I was a teaspoon, no heartbreaks, no problems, just getting licked every day.
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Nothing comes close to the original. Have a piggytastic day. ♥︎
Sadly I do moist of my proofreaking after I hot sned.Unfollowing you and accidentally following you again
Badass ! ❤️
https://giphy.com/gifs/z9iE1SPAptyLKRoses are red, violets are blue, I see you were stalking me? I guess I missed you too
I took a pole and found that a 100% of people in the tent were angry.
*whistles* Where's my delicious Piggy? I know you're here. Just want to cuddle, I promise.
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Me: I want to put it in my mouth. Salesperson: You have to buy the chocolate first.
A condom would have prevented this post.
Wore my new spiderman pyjamas to bed and now the room is covered in a mysterious white sticky substance.
But wait there more
"what does a cow say 3 letters?" "Dude!" "Yea dude -
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