Pssst are you ok, Mr Potatoe Head? Have I misplaced my eyes or are you missing? Just sending some spuds hugs! 
*smooches*
*smooches*
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Good god I want to go home
People have called me such things as weird, strange, and oh god, where did you get that bug zapper? However, I'm not strange. I'm simply Normality Challenged
I'm definitely excited to get home today. I'm ready for a hot shower, and my own bed
I feel the need to cause chaos
I am pent up as hell! I'll probably explode when I can finally take care of it tonight!
Welp, I'm stuck in a place I can't masturbate in for two days. Hope I'll make it lol!
I SAW A FUCKING DONKEY AT WORK TODAY! I WILL NAME THAT BEAUTIFUL CREATURE CHURRO!
"Why aren't you answering the phones?" Um, you told me not too?
New business idea: Sneaky Links, for when you need discreet sausage delivery. 50% off to people with vegan spouses!
I want a pet kitty so bad
I want to hug everyone who needs it
God, people annoy me >
*potatoing intensifies*
I've got a surprise 200 dollar bill from the power company, because apparently they are correcting their system's mistake. Fuck these vampiric assholes
I try to be a Sweet Potato :3
The Potato abides
I really want to hug someone right now, but they told me I can't at work ToT
Good god, if it were any colder out there, I'd assume my ex was visiting!
I don't always know if it's ok that I exist, but I really hope it is -
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