I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, then I turned myself around
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I opened my light bill and water bill at the same time, I was shocked
I stayed up all night, wandering where the sun had gone, then it dawned on me
I can proudly say, that after 6 months, I finally put my jigsaw puzzle together. The box said 2-4 years
Some people have trouble sleeping, but I’m so good at it, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I struggle with Roman numerals until I get to 159. Then it just CLIX
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I think I miss my mind the most
Me Hoy Minoy ~ DoodleBob
Can’t is just a reason not to try things a different way.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now
My dog is so smart, I asked him what Two minus two was, he said nothing.
You know, people say they pick their nose, I feel like I was just born with mine
Bigfoot always gets confused with Sasquatch, Yeti never complains
Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care.. I care Jimmy, I care
Why be normal?
Be yourself! Everyone else is taken.
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