Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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Jesus! Smh lol
Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be great if I was trying to be funny.
When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body. Then I was born
A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.
That tree one is hilarious
When you realize that waiting for the waiter makes you the waiter
To the person who invented infinity: "Thanks for everything.
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience
I sleep better naked…why can't the flight attendant understand this?
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
A tree house is the biggest insult to a tree. "Here, I killed your friend. Hold him."
Egyptian babies didn't know that one day their Daddy will become a Mummy
Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 foot ladder. Thank God I was on the third step.
Dear God ... stop! (Don't stop!!) Lolol
Think positively, because even If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot... it's on the right foot. -
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