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*whistles* Where's my delicious Piggy? I know you're here. Just want to cuddle, I promise.
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Me: I want to put it in my mouth. Salesperson: You have to buy the chocolate first.
A condom would have prevented this post.
Wore my new spiderman pyjamas to bed and now the room is covered in a mysterious white sticky substance.
But wait there more
"what does a cow say 3 letters?" "Dude!" "Yea dudeDo you know that counting in the threads is bad for your health, just like smoking? Do not tell the other female fcners
I wish I had princess energy instead of feral gremlin energy but here we are...
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Counter kiss!
I'm not too good at push ups or pull ups, but fuck ups? Let me just tell ya...
I'm not interested in looking sexy, I'm going for healthy, wild, mysterious, witchy, I could kick your ass if I need to look..
Wow Locket... love the lingerie you're wearing in your pfp
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