WTF am I doing still up? I swear I self sabotage, or I enjoy the late night company, or is it early morning? The lines begin to blur...
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Rock, Paper, Kiss Me...you can be the reason someone slightly tilts their phone away from others when they read it.
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” Judy Garland.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off!
What did the elephant ask the naked man? “How do you breathe out of that thing?”
... funny, I keep thinking your name is the answer to question who will? ...lol
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box. HAPPY Saturday, Peeps =)
Have I told you lately how sexy you are? I mean on here obviously because I tell you all the time in person.
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Look at my new thread. Play or NOT Play? Take it where we will, but please join in the fun. As it has been said, Build It & They Will Cum
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What does a perverted frog say? "Rubbit." Soooo close to finishing a long week, so we all can be perverted frogs, in peace! Lol
Nothing is better than when a little person says they LoVe you more than when a dinosaur ruled the world (not earth lol) MoM and FCN=balance
Such a very nice new pfp, super tempting
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
When you get a clean shave in and you can now only think of fucking and just being touched....
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner. Lol Happy Saturday, People!
Damn, I really love chat groups. Forums are fun, but instant chat has its pro's. We should go play there. Play & They Will Cum
What does Pinocchio's lover say to him? "Lie to me! Lie to me!" About the only time I can accept this
If you love Jimmy Fallon and me, "Go On Git" is the shit. Connect with me here and you may rock me without even touching me. Lmfao! -
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