I think mermaid is my new favorite food. Need to get you back in the chef's kitchen...
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Vacuum seal and thrown in a hot tub no way will that work would it
Oooh seasoned in lemon pepper
Prey to some hungry creatures gulp
Glaze me up
Eep; even bible says it’s ok to eat fish as long as theirs a fin and scales, that old pastor was right im doomed to eventually be dinner
Oooh I’ve been selected to attend the annual fishing tournament so weird lol
Hello I’m your cooking show host tonight’s dish…umm is this a mistake…mermaid?
My natural predator is a octopus all those slimy tentacles I can probably evade them though
Game warden says mermaid needs to be caught at all cost we are invasive
Don’t take me so seriously
Mermaid fishing season legal catch 110lbs and 60 inches oh no I better look out for hooks and nets
Cute pfp
You brought a hook to a fish fight let’s dance
Always wanted to be on the show with the Swedish chef cooking up some mermaid
Mmmmm can I sprinkle my spice on you?
What’s the best seasoning
Bathed in soy sauce
Glaze me and butter me up guys
Hopefully if I’m caught I get impaled with maybe a few phalluses -
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