Thank you very much Heidi 
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? SNOWBALLS
Man&Woman start having sex in a dark forest. Aftr 15m he says Damn wish I had a flashlght! She says Me too you’ve been eating grass for 10m!
I knew they would go defense! That kind of day. Lets GO! I've traveled the world but love my State. Best day: combine sex, drink & football.
Thanks @RoccoDesantis719 for the heads up on the draft. My Raiders took a great tight end and Deeeeetroit MI, what will they do? NFL thread?
In the hands of the right man, a woman is 100 different women, limited only by imagination/his willingness to make her feel safe & lead her.
Stop doing shit you hate. Love your body more. Hang w/awesome peeps. Smash goals. Share your magic. Be Brave. LovE Louder. Be a nice Human!
Never fight with a dinosaur. You'll get Jurrasskicked. All I have Ho Hum.
Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They’re always on the lookout for a Tight Seal. Glad Monday is rearing the end...I said rear!
Why is a one-night stand with a man like a snowstorm? You never know when he’s cUming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.
Just saying hello to my favorite lady. And no people, I am not sitting on the couch with her typing this. Lol. Although I probably would still do it if I was. Love you sexy lady!!
What’s the speed limit in bed? It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around. Happy Sensual Saturday, People!
Beautiful body Heidi, message me if you want to play with a BWC.
YOu think yOu have a day off to "play" then remember your kids are off school! Guess that new outfit is on stand by. Happy Fri-Yay, People!
I would do anything to, I mean for yOu!
These are the days I fall off. No room for sexy. It's exhausting. -
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