I'm calling the licktrician to cum and fix things
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"Sorry, Daddy, I've been a bad, bad girl."
"My dear, we really would prefer it if you would say it like, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'"
If only you knew what
You mean to me.
If only my heart could speak,
Then it could tell you how much l love you.
If only I could give you gold or diamonds,
But oh, my dear, l have only my heart.
I give it all to you.
Just be careful with it.
Never break it.
Hello Monday...
Have you heard about the radical new broom selling in stores?
it's sweeping the nation.
It's friday
Happy Sunday Funday, Friend! Hope it's been fantabulous! *smooches*
Leaving some wknd hugz
https://c.tenor.com/bV2yp1F0jFUAAAAd/tenor.gif
Lazy day starts, yay! Enjoy it! ♥︎
Sweet!
I was told I couldn’t make a pun about vegetables….
I replied that’s not nececelery true…
( sorry if you found that joke to cucumbersome)
My teacher said I'd be no good at poetry because of my dyslexia.
So far I've made two jugs, a vase and a bowl, so fuck you Mrs Collins
Above and Beyond pres. Oceanlab - Come Home + If i Could Fly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FCnN2RQSHc
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSS
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
Happy weekend, Friend!!! Keep being amazing! Mmwaa! <3What if -
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