Never said it would be easy. Only said it would be worth it 
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I'm leaving on a jet plane. I don't know when I'll be back again.... (One month haha )
I’m like an avocado, I’m only pleasant for a short period of time and it’s up to you to figure out when that is.
How was ur week happy bday
No, an erection is not considered personal growth.
I was a huge tomboy. Like, I had Barbies, but only because my ninja turtles needed bitches.
Have a stress free we do ahead
People who say “I hate to bother you” need to learn to hate it a little bit more.
When mother asks, ‘Do u want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. Doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. Ur going to get it anyway.
My supposed clumsiness is merely a series of random gravity checks I perform... -
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