To improve your posture, pretend that you are shooting laser beams out of your nipples and trying to shoot people in the head.
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The female version of a Tea Bag is a Clam Slam.
Piggy, wake up! Hmm, do I have to tickle you to wake you up?
https://youtube.com/shorts/N2EgvojGd_k?si=zRxWfuFHPJDD-BKi
Challenge accepted! ♥♥♥
Believe · Yellowcard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZREjBmh9yg
The G-spot got its name in the 1980s Initially named after Ernst Gräfenberg, a German physician, who wrote about its existence in the 1950s.I tried to change your pfp but I could not
Holy hell... Good morning locket, starting the weekend off with a bang!
Love yourself all the time not just when you're masturbating.
Kiss me in the silence of the night
As the world outside fades out of sight
Let the passion between us ignite
And take us to a place of pure delight
I'm a red flag but the material is quality.Have a nice Monday
What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynaecologist?
A wet nose
Time I grace your wall with a pussy pic :)
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/20/73/d320739862704506c21ade60143596c9.gif
HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS
My favourite Indian restaurant ran out of flatbread but didn't want me posting on social media about it ...
... they made me sign a naan-disclosure agreement
Hi! Can you follow me back?
When I want your opinion I'll take off the duct tape. -
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