in my next life i'm coming back with looks & money...instead of this great personality bullshit...
mysticdipstick
Resident 58 From Grumpy Towers
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J.D. Vance must be sofa king tired of these jokes by now.....
dya think the secret service yelled "Donald duck"..........
went to a psychic, knocked on the door. "Who is it" she yelled.....so i left...
Everyone: "she's a ho" me in her dm's: ..."so....I heard some good things about you"
today's mood......cranky with a teeny bit of psycho...
sex is like playing bridge..... if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.....
thanks for teaching me the meaning of "plethora".....it means a lot...
I came......I saw......I left......
the missus just bought a wireless bra.....then refused to give me the password
people be like...."do what makes you happy".....then complain when I'm baked again....
if I was a Jedi.....there's a 100% chance I would use the Force inappropriately...
what if I got weirder....
no, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time.....
as a bartender down at Dino's, I can confirm that the boys are, in fact, back in town.....
went to see my aunt, who has dementia....asked her how she was..."no idea" says she....
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