I can feel you cumming in my hair tonight. (or whatever Phil Collins said) 
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Hope you are having a *white* Christmas all week!
Why is Christmas like an orgasm? The closer it gets, the louder everyone gets about it!
You ever up north wadena area?
How would a sportscaster describe Frosty's lovemaking?
"Thumpity-thump-thump, look at Frosty go!"
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I may be a handful ... but so are my tits! Happy Easter Peeps!
I need a cocktail. Hold the tail.
What goes up, let's out a load, then goes back down? ....... an elevator!
wow sexy
How is a man with a vasectomy similar to a Christmas tree? Well the wood may be hard, but the balls are purely for decoration!
... apparently crawling on to Santa's lap and whispering "I have been a bad, bad girl," is NOT appropriate behaviour at the Mall.
Im like an infant down there !... 7lbs and 18 inces
lol
Men are a lot like infants,if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth.
Is that a turkey leg in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Canucks!
you are a true sex queen!Hmm hii .
I like my coffee like I like my men ... sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away! ;-D
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions! :-D -
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