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Glad that FCN still lemme block you whenever I want to
Cop: "Open up!" Me: "I don't want tickets to your ball!" Cop: "We don't have balls." Other cops: *slow clap* "Well played."
HeyyGood afternoon! Stealing kisses.Thelma.... ?
Boo! Hug
Maybe my porn isn't too loud, maybe this coffee shop is too quiet.
Hope you are tied up this evening Happy Friday HHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS
Ode to Eros, sweet muse of desire,
Whose presence ignites flames, burning higher.
With tender touch, a whispered plea,
You guide me to realms of ecstasy.
You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their bedroom window.
"Okay now let's do a silly one!" - me after sex
It's the weekend, so you're not allowed to exert yourself in any way, yay!
“I am not creepy!” I whispered from underneath your bed.
True Fact #69: Immaturity is the best.
I was asked if I had anything to suck on during the flight; apparently "I don't know, what does the pilot look like?" wasn't an acceptable answer -
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