I can't put you first right now. I'm not done accomplishing what I need to
D_go
Resident From Gotham! No... I'm lying.
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I'm at the mall right now.. and I'm lost
It's National Stan Appreciation Day.
What the heck.. why didn't any of y'all tell me I put my shorts on backwards...
I got gummies... that's how I know I'll make a great boyfriend.
Ever Look at your coworker and think.. "Gosh you're f****** annoying"
If only bars sold milkshakes
F*** I made eye contact.
Hey Babes! Love the pfp change out. Just popping by for a *smooch* Happy Sassday Tiger
Wishing everyone has the best f****** weekend.
Only Stan can judge me
The only thing that can make life more Great.. is Frosted Flakes.
I just ate a salad today for the first time. Kind of made me want to cry, I've been missing out on this goodness this whole time
When you're going to take a sip of your drink and... you poke your nostril instead.
If I take bites it'll make crumbs. I'll just put the whole thing in my mouth
I just got checked by Stan.
Some people smoke weed, some people drink alcohol, I eat Cookies and Ice Cream Mother Fucker.
I'd rather leave before the sting turns to heartbreak
I don't have that option to "like" anymore.. and it makes me feel special
When I think about the future I can't help but get all giddy. -
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