I took your gif for inspiration. 
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A quick nap is allowed, but don't sleep through your weekend.
I think this might be getting out of hand, Thelma. Umm...
He told me to spit, but I swallowed. I don't know who was more confused, me or the dentist.
I don’t love women
the way men love women.
I don’t want to tame them.
I don’t want to own them.
I don’t want to treat them
Like a trophy in a case.
I just want to be close to them.
It’s still hunger,
but a different kind of hunger.
– I almost didn’t recognize it at first.Tadaaaa!
Let's chill in the sun somewhere hon!
If eyelids are made of the same thing as foreskin, does that mean you are a little cock-eyed, or do you have circumvision?
Hope your having a great day thats not to stressful
Pasta for Piggy.
Hey there, dear! It’s been a while, but the memories of our laughs are still fresh. Hope you’re doing great, let’s catch up soon!
Happy Friday. We might be tied up all night please do not disturb!!
Q: If fruits could be naughty, what do you think lemons would do?
A: Lemons would flaunt their tangy curves, whispering, “Let’s squeeze some fun and show off our zestier side!”
Hope you had wonderful weekend. Have a great day.Are you ticklish, Thelma?
My vibrator is on strike. Apparently it feels objectified. -
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