RAHHHHHHHHH I have nothing funny to post so I’m gonna scream RAHHHHHHH
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listen to my voice and you’ll find the key…
IM PROJARED AND I CHEATED ON MY WIFE
Ladies doing makeup, dudes shaving while the same five songs play on the radio station
The same five songs! The same five songs!
The radio station, they play the same five songs
The same five songs! The same five songs!
The radio station, they play the same fucking songs!
IF I MISS THIS JUMPSHOT ILL LOVE MYSELF!!!!
Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth,
Then he herded them onto a boat,
And then he beat the crap out of every single one!
wait… was I meant to put something here today…?
Foul Tarnished…
In search of the Elden Ring.
Emboldened by the flame of ambition…
Someone must extinguish thy flame..
Let it be Margit, the Fell!
SOONER OR LATER, HUMANS WILL COME AGAIN, AND SOMEONE WILL CAPTURE THEM, AND IT WILL BE ME : smirk_cat :
man I love the arcade <33
There’s just one small problem…
I’m already gone..
He’s in the walls… HE’S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!
You call that breaking my spine?
You red team ladies couldn’t break a spine if you-
AUGHHG MY SPINE!!
my ancestors look down at me and are jealous asf :3 ain’t none of them reach my level of tomfoolery
( -_•)▄︻デ══━一 I’ve got you in my sights…
great post me! looking forward to the next one, keep it up!
driving in my car right after a beer
hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI? How about you die
I’ll go a hundred miles…. An hour
Little do you know, I’ve filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain making ass
Pulverise this FUCK
With my Bergentrück
It seems you’re out of luck…
TRUCK!
stop complaining! you’re not real you know?
when I put my mind to it I’m gonna be super popular! -
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