Locket44 Mar 1, 2026 French Tug-Boat takes "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" to a whole new level.
Locket44 Feb 28, 2026 I hug other women slightly off centre, so our boobs fit together like a puzzle - Titris
Locket44 Feb 25, 2026 I just wanted to let you know that you can say "you're whale cum" instead of "you're welcome" and no one will ever notice.
I just wanted to let you know that you can say "you're whale cum" instead of "you're welcome" and no one will ever notice.
Heidiwil Feb 21, 2026 You are the beauty. Your mind is the light and your outer shell is the sun. You make me smile, Friend.
You are the beauty. Your mind is the light and your outer shell is the sun. You make me smile, Friend.
Locket44 Feb 15, 2026 Soup of the day implies a possibly more sensual and seductive soup of the night.
BB77 Feb 14, 2026 Here's to us, here's to love, all the times that we fucked up Here's to you, fill the glass 'Cause the last few days have kicked my ass So, let's give 'em hell, wish everybody well Here's to us
Here's to us, here's to love, all the times that we fucked up Here's to you, fill the glass 'Cause the last few days have kicked my ass So, let's give 'em hell, wish everybody well Here's to us
VelvetReverie Feb 14, 2026 I know, I'm a day late. I didn't realise Galentine's day was the day before. My bad! Still true...
Locket44 Feb 13, 2026 LIAM NEESON: I will look for you, I will find you, and I will ki- *my phone battery dies* ME: omg Liam Neeson's gonna kiss me!
LIAM NEESON: I will look for you, I will find you, and I will ki- *my phone battery dies* ME: omg Liam Neeson's gonna kiss me!


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