I know I'll get an alert when my package is here but I just can't stop checking the front door.
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Resident From Gotham! No... I'm lying.
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What the fuck, last week this shirt didn't fit... now all of a sudden it's a perfect fit
Why am I debating to get breakfast tacos... THERE SHOULD BE NO DEBATE
I had a feeling not to wear a nice shirt to lunch... now I know why
Raspberry Truffle Ice Cream and The Departed, gon be a good night.
When you're foot falls asleep and keeps pushing the snooze on ya.
My cereal would never forgive me if I switched to a fork.
My back just popped, and it. felt. great.
I'm usually never ready to go, but...I just go
Is that person homeless... or are they just having a really bad day¿
I aint spending sh*t, And it's really paying off.
On the weekends I like to take a nap right before work... it's become a tradition.
I wonder if drunk people find sober people just as annoying?
Why is it I only get Chick-fil-A Cravings on Sunday
49 minutes into my shift and I've already ate my snack... I couldn't even last an hour
Oh my geez... this fly does not leave me alone.
I would love a nap right about now
Got me a Grilled Cheese
All I remember from my dream is that I hit somebody in the eye with a chicken nugget.
What if Stan has been an A.I. this whole time?
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