Keep your head high and your middle finger higher. 
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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
Cleverly disguised as someone who has their life together.
“Some people are worth melting for.” – Olaf
Like the candy in ur new profile photo
Weekly affirmations. Say them with me..
I am enough
I am deserving of love
I am worthy of happiness
I am building a brighter future
I am learning to accept myself
I am growing stronger every day
I am proud of who I am becoming
I am capable of overcoming challenges
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
This recipe calls for leftover bacon, and it might as well call for dragon tenderloin or bigfoot steaks.
You can't spell slaughter without laughter
So many people worry about their physical appearance and material possessions, that they completely disregard their crappy personality.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.
Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is you are literally the Monday of my life.
That awkward moment you're wearing Nikes and just can't do it ...
Happy New Year you crazies.
I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I am someone's double shot of tequila.
No - I'm not horny. No - I don't wanna see your penis. No- I'm not a lesbian. Yes - I'm in a relationship. Yes - he knows I come on here.
Sure, you look attractive. But how many people would you impress if everyone in the world was blind?
Never said it would be easy. Only said it would be worth it -
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