I was taught to eat everything when I sit at the table, so if I bend you over the kitchen table….with all due respect…I’m gonna eat until I’m done, even if your legs are still shaking! 
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Ladies…
A boy will fuck you.
A man will have sex with you
A gentleman will make love to you
A southern gentleman will make you feel like your brain was pulled out, flipped inside out, and stuffed back in again.
I love poetry and comments, but would rather just get intimate
Desire,
An echo in the darkness of our souls,
A touch that ignites a thousand goals,
A yearning so intense it steals control,
It's a flame that never grows old.
Time for this old soul to hit the sack! Gotta full day of softball with the granddaughter tomorrow! Yep!…that’s right…this old man is a grandpa! Sexy, huh?
. G’nite yall!
Still…still…STILL astounded at the number of folks that don’t read instructions, don’t know the alphabet, and cannot countdown from 10 for love or money!!
It’s all one big game -
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