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Oh my god, what a loser

Xenomorph fan

Nine Inch Nails

Whats the fee to get into wonderland? A: Nobody. The dog did it!

Whatever the hell is going on in the background music of this Batman movie fight scene.

Nightcrawler(i dont know if thats a real band or not but its a good name for one)

You're the magician here, not me!

NicolepigheadedMoone How come i always end up replying to you?

Jokester

NhIeCaOtLhEerMoone

Water. The only word i can thing of with a W.

Please give me a chain saw

Talkative

Imagine if Metal stars were characters in an MMA fighting game like Mortal Kombat. David Draiman(singer of Disturbed)'s special move would be "The Sickness" where he yells "AH WAH AH AH AH!!!!" And shoots a beam of energy out of his mouth which reverses the opponents controls. Rob Zombie has the...

When i get done eating your cousin for dinner. Pass the barbecue sauce please.

I dont need a ghost writer to be funny, pork chop.

Please, ive seen more humor on the back of a crusty dumpster.

Teddy Roosevelt??? Is... is that you???

As im sitting in the interrogation room of the police station, the officer looks at me and says "Ma'am, what made you think it was a good idea to throw a bag of fruit punch out on the freeway in a blanket?" Do you realize the carnage you caused today? A 15 car pile up, 6 injured, 2 dead." I...

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