A very British pastime...

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Spangle

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My fellow Brits will bear me out on this.. as a nation we are obsessed with the weather. It does however save us from any awkward silences... like if your man loses his hard on suddenly you can say "well.. it is rather chilly out" and hence no awkward mumblings needed about work stress etc.

I wonder what our cousins over the pond use as an icebreaker...

By the by... my dog's penis looks like a pepperami.. this is not related to weather, merely an observation... :D
 
Of course oft times we women have to suffer with the cold... erect nippleage being somewhat of an issue...

Still we get round that by pointing out that we know our nipples are growing like Pinocchio's nose with witty repartee like "hang your hat sir?" when we spot a fellow staring at them..
 
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Buses... instruments of torture.. and don't you always get THAT person sitting next to you.. the one that everybody else has avoided eye contact with but you copped for them because they mistook your squinting at the small bus info advert for a wink, an invite to sit down. Now that's where the weather comes in handy.. a simple "the bloody weather doesn't know what it's doing" to your companion will set them off dribbling on for hours while you get back to your copy of Tits Weekly..
 
Spangle said:
Buses... instruments of torture.. and don't you always get THAT person sitting next to you.. the one that everybody else has avoided eye contact with but you copped for them because they mistook your squinting at the small bus info advert for a wink, an invite to sit down. Now that's where the weather comes in handy.. a simple "the bloody weather doesn't know what it's doing" to your companion will set them off dribbling on for hours while you get back to your copy of Tits Weekly..
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I didn't know Id sat next to you on the bus xx
 
Spangle said:
Of course oft times we women have to suffer with the cold... erect nippleage being somewhat of an issue...

Still we get round that by pointing out that we know our nipples are growing like Pinocchio's nose with witty repartee like "hang your hat sir?" when we spot a fellow staring at them..
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How big a hat are we talking here? ️Xx️Xx
 
Spangle said:
Stiff upper lip and all...

Carry on regardless... I do hope you're wearing your bowler to work!
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I often have a stiff upper lip when I read your posts but it does wobble sometimes. Of course one has to keep up appearances....and my Union flag Y-Fronts ️xx️xx
 
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