Yodel with me while kicking xylophones. Kicking them really hard. Then, recycling the metal and building a time machine, which we'd use to go back in time and prevent invention of xylophones by any means necessary. We'd then keep the time machine hidden under covers at some storage facility in the cornfields, should we need to go back and prevent xylophones again.
Edit: zap me for not being quick enough with the post.