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Stanthropical · Jun 8, 2018

Bored with life? Wear sunglasses with polarized lenses.

TacoBelle · Jun 8, 2018

Sunlight. It's good for you, and also bad for you. Go outside into it, by wear sunscreen.

Male_uk · Jun 9, 2018

Solve all of life's problems with a bottle of vodka.

For a couple of hours at least anyway.

Kelsey12 · Jun 9, 2018

Don't have any milk for your instant mac & cheese recipe? Add extra cheese... it's made of milk.

Thalassa · Sep 29, 2018

Sweet potatoes, cheesecake, pomegranate, italian parsley and a cup of himalayan pink salt. Blend. Drink up. Yummmmmm!

Oraljoy4U · Sep 29, 2018

TacoBelle said:
Sunlight. It's good for you, and also bad for you. Go outside into it, by wear sunscreen.

Love...the..burn...cant help it..no sunscreen..burn in 8 min or less

Oraljoy4U · Sep 29, 2018

Pussy and lite...beer..tastes GREAT..LESS FILLING..