Adult Sex Camp has returned

Maybe I'll attend so I can wear one of these cool hats and perform "MAWWIAGES".
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if you are the coach...well i want to gym after years lol
I will meet you there Stud Muffin 💥 Happy Fri-Yay Sweetheart ♥️ Now drop and give me 50! Lol
Maybe I'll attend so I can wear one of these cool hats and perform "MAWWIAGES".
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You haven't even left here since last summer, you silly and sexy man!

I wonder who else was here with you all this time!? *runs to the main cabin to watch the surveillance system*

*pops popcorn* 🤭
 
Creating rules for a brand new adult summer camp for casual sex. Rules so far are this...

#1)
No killing. This will not be a Jason movie scene. @witchygirl and I will run naked in the wrong direction, but knives cannot be involved. Pain, however, is welcome.

#2)
If blow jobs happen in the shower, you must wash and condition her/his hair.

#3) Please add camp porn. In real life or someone else's.

#4) What is your camp pleasure?
(Mine would be to play sex games by the fire)

#5) Who needs a job? I have sooooo many tasks to assign and jobs to be fulfilled.

Now go...be creative. What rule is a must for you to attend my summer camp?!
I need a job
 
On it! Tell me what you might be looking for? I do have others to consult but I make the final cuts, unless im away. I have a wonderful and sexy team of campers and counselors that help keep this place in line. ♥️ @ConsciousNobody has been away. I may ask if she needs any extra hands???
I worked at a camp for three years. I can belay the naked rock climbing, emcee a talent show/campfire, run the zip line, give people the nature hike so they can spot poison oak-very important for off trail activities, whatever you need Sweets
 
Oh hello, nice camp
It really is! Welcome! We encourage full participation. Feel free to read up on past shenanigans! We LOVE new ones. Campfire stories are my favorite. Our fire burns ALL day here and there are very few rules beyond respect to others. Please note, everyone has different levels of camping experience. Just ease in a bit first, just to get wet....
 
It really is! Welcome! We encourage full participation. Feel free to read up on past shenanigans! We LOVE new ones. Campfire stories are my favorite. Our fire burns ALL day here and there are very few rules beyond respect to others. Please note, everyone has different levels of camping experience. Just ease in a bit first, just to get wet....
Thank you, I will have a look around. PS That 👆 is not fishing but I'm sure I'm going to like it.
 
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