Game Alphagories

[TheRoman]

Elevators

 

[Calazviel]

Flip flops

 

[Kbunny]

Lets dooooo....

Things that should not be inserted into buttholes...


A- Acorns

Lmao I love it

Gators. Yes, Gators. Wouldn't be smart.

 

[Dogowar]

Hoola hoops

 

[Calazviel]

Incendiary devices

 

[Kbunny]

Jackhammer

 

[Oldgymrat]

Kettle bells

 

[Kbunny]

Lawn dart

 

[xyzrp]

Mouse (both animal and the device. nope)

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Nine fingers. (Hold your horses at 8 Mr and Mrs Loosey Goosey)

 

[Dogowar]

Orangutans

 

[xyzrp]

Polka Dotted Umbrellas. no matter how pretty they look, don't do it!

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Quality Inn shampoo bottles (Dont ask just take my word for it)

 

[xyzrp]

Rotisserie Chicken

I mean.....

 

[Dogowar]

Quails the poor little things.

Edit Sausage dogs

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Rotisserie Chicken

I mean.....

What about after it cools down? Ok then?

Slim Jims (unless youre giving them to your buddies later as a hilarious prank)

 

[Dogowar]

Telephones. Ain't nobody gonna ring your butt or wanna face time Haha

 

[xyzrp]

Uranus
We know we crack a lot of jokes but just.....it's an effing planet. Leave it alone!

What about after it cools down? Ok then?

Slim Jims (unless youre giving them to your buddies later as a hilarious prank)

No one fucks with my food :3 No food in anus

 

[Calazviel]

Video tapes

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Whistles. I mean I know it would be fucking hilarious but I dont wanna hear your farts from a block away.