Game Alphagories

[RaidenV]

it's my Jousting pole, and I'm here to conquer you

 

[Notroh]

Know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cuz I know exactly what that pussy needs.

 

[xyzrp]

Looks like I'm cold, can I use you as a blanket?

 

[Duan]

men go around telling women they have an eight-inch penis, but I’d never shortchange myself like that.

 

[Oldgymrat]

Now I can die in confidence... for Ive seen heaven.....

 

[Kbunny]

On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Plutos not a planet anymore. And they will soon be down to 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

 

[Dogowar]

Quick!!! Let me put that fire out around you cause girl you are Hot

 

[CantBeTamed]

Plutos not a planet anymore. And they will soon be down to 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

Omfg that’s the best!


Thread - Roses are red, violets are blue
Why won’t you let me put a baby in you?

unfortunately this is something that has actually been said to me...

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Sup? You like breakfast? Cause omellette you suck this dick.

 

[CantBeTamed]

Trust me, I’m clean.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

U have pet insurance? Cause that pussy's getting smashed tonight.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Vaccinated? Cause I'm about to give you a little prick!

 

[JudithJ1337]

Wanna fuck?

(Full disclosure, I would never say this.)

 

[Dirtymatt]

X rated movie star is what I'll make you.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

You a pinkie toe? Cause I wanna bang you on the coffee table?

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Zen sex is awesome - let me penetrate your mind.

Next topic things you've had in your mouth.

 

[Bennettrose]

Asian men and oh... apples!

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Brushes (as in paint brushes)

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Coffee!