And yet another new 'lady'

Not often a woman asks for my best xD

A pony walks into the bar.

The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The pony replies, "I'm a little horse."

I'm terrible I know xD
 
Not often a woman asks for my best xD

A pony walks into the bar.

The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The pony replies, "I'm a little horse."

I'm terrible I know xD
So that's your best? Hmmmmm... a chuckle is better than nothing. I'll give you a B- for effort. But I know you can do better than that.
 
Hmmm....

A man askes a woman "have you got a pen?"

She replies "Yes I do."

The man "Well you best get back in there before the farmer finds you're out of it."
 
Hmmm....

A man askes a woman "have you got a pen?"

She replies "Yes I do."

The man "Well you best get back in there before the farmer finds you're out of it."
I chuckled a bit but... is that really a nice place for a lady? Are you hinting at your darker side with that one?
 
Maybe...

My grandad killed twenty two German aviators and took down eight of their planes.

Literally the worst Luftwaffe mechanic they ever had...
 

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