Banter Answer a Question with a Question 2.0

[Oldgymrat]

Are we supposed to believe the old where are my classes trick?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Have you checked in UnholyAngels Sporran?

 

[Thalassa]

What the heck is a Sporran?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Aren’t you the clever one around here?

(sporran is the pouch that is worn traditionally with a kilt btw!)

 

[Thalassa]

If I say no, will you hit me over the head with your fax machine?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

have you seen how big my fax machine is?

 

[Thalassa]

Is it a size 13?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Would that be big enough to knock someone out?

 

[Thalassa]

Did you mean to say 'knock someone up'?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Do you even know what a fax machine is?

 

[Thalassa]

Is it like a sex machine?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Is it not the case that everything is a sex machine if you are kinky enough?

 

[LillyK]

Who is kinky enough to get it on with a fax machine? *raises hand*

 

[Thalassa]

Would cum in a fax machine jam things up or grease it up?

 

[LillyK]

Are you asking for a friend?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Thalassa, I'm nearly past the point of no return here - did you find out the answer for me yet?
Wait...…… is this not private?

 

[lucky_luke]

Are you going to come in private with me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Are you any good at un-clogging fax machines?

 

[lucky_luke]

Will you let me un-clog your 'machine'?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Would you be gentle?