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[Tom_the_eagle3]

Are you ready to meet the meat?

 

[Saximony]

Is it a petite cut?

 

[Whispy]

What type of meat is a petite cut?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Are you interested in my meat?

 

[Whispy]

Would you like me to sizzle it on the grill at high heat?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Have you done that before?

 

[Whispy]

Who hasn’t burnt tf out of a guests meat offering?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Can you do it anytime I want it?

 

[Whispy]

Would you like me to burn it into a dried up, shrivelled crisp?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

You have been thinking about this, right?

 

[Whispy]

How can I resist an offering of meat to burn the shit out of to impress my guests?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Do you have more than three guests that you wanna satisfy?

 

[Whispy]

How big is your piece of meat?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Are both of your hands free now?

 

[Whispy]

Do we need a measuring tape?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Aint your hands better for this?

 

[Saximony]

Shouldnt you have said "Are Not" instead of Aint?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

When did you arrive?

 

[Whispy]

Was I not invited?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Why did you think that?