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[theoriginalnumber8]

You mean you don’t know what @Thalassa has been getting upto in the toilet?

Edit: Would it take you long?

 

[Thalassa]

Ain't he a looker, that O8?!

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Are you pimping me out?

 

[friendlystorm]

Starting to feel that way dun it? lol

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Are you....are you my first client?

 

[Edie]

What’s your rate?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

What’s your budget?

 

[Edie]

We haggling again ffs? Lol

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Would you swap a pair of those diamanté jockstraps for fifteen minutes?

 

[Edie]

Would you make it worth my while?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

What do you want to do with the spare 14 minutes and 30 seconds?

 

[Edie]

Why don’t we shoot some Mescale and discuss the itch problem your new jockstrap may or may not cause?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

What if I’ve bought the jockstrap as a gift for a friend?

 

[friendlystorm]

Who me? Are you trying to offer me up as a replacement for your spare time? lol

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Oh no! Did I spoil the surprise?

 

[friendlystorm]

I again find myself stumbling into situations I wasn't prepared for. How does this always happen? lol

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Does this mean you don't want the jockstrap?

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Who?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Its only been used a couple of times, and those stains were on it when I bought it - do you want to buy it off me?

 

[Edie]

Are you seriously trying to blame those stains on me? (Shame on you)