Answer a question with a question

[MelancholyArtist]

YOu do know I used to sing that song, right?

 

[emptynestcpl]

Do you want to hear it?

 

[emptynestcpl]

Do you think it might be illegal in some states?

 

[SocratesJ]

Depends. Do you live in the Midwest?

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Are mid-westerners more likely to do said dirty deeds?

 

[Alexa79]

What about Canadians?

 

[Yesm01]

Wait -- so are we gonna get to hear Mel sing this or what?

 

[SocratesJ]

Can you find a mandolin player for the band on short notice?

 

[SocratesJ]

Should the Canadians show how dirty deeds are really done?

Have you ever seen a Canadian porn?

 

[Alexa79]

Are Canadians just sexier?

 

[emptynestcpl]

If you get a divorce in Canada, are you still brother and sister?

 

[SocratesJ]

Is it different than in West Virginia?

 

[Alexa79]

Doesn’t that only happen if your from the Midwest us

 

[SocratesJ]

Have you not seen any American beavers?

 

[emptynestcpl]

No I have not seen those smelly beasts, have you?

Aren't all beavers wonderful?

 

[SocratesJ]

Have you ever been woken up by a cock at 530 am?

 

[emptynestcpl]

Yes they are, but do you have a cock?

I do, but are you worthy?

 

[emptynestcpl]

Do you think I am unworthy?

You are Canadian, right?

 

[emptynestcpl]

Are canadians better in bed? Ehh?

 

[Alexa79]

Want to ask my ex?