I’m traveling for work; I work in construction, and I am beat and just want to go to bed. But then I see you sitting at the hotel bar. A bunch of creepy old guys are hitting on you. I return to my room for a quick shower and head down to the bar. A seat is open near you and I sit down. I mention how shitty the service is to break the ice. Glad to get the old creepy guys to lay off, you start talking to me instead.