Icebreaker Game Are you a..... 'cause I wanna...

[FlirtyC]

Finish the typical silly creative dirty pickup line started from the post above, then leave your own.

Ie:
Are you a lamp.....


Cause I wanna turn you on.


Thread start:
Are you a door...

 

[FlirtyC]

Cause I wanna bang on you til you let me come inside.


Are you lawnmower....

 

[FlirtyC]

Cause I want the neighbours to see me riding you on the front lawn.


Are you a church....

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Cause I want to hear you screaming, "Oh God, oh God, oh God!"

Are you an ice cream cone?

 

[Bennettrose]

Cause I want to lick you all over slowly

are you a baseball fan?

 

[BB77]

Because I want you to do a home run on me

Are you a fast car?

 

[Stanthropical]

because I want a test drive before I take ownership of you.

Am I doing this correctly?

Are you a pool table?

 

[FlirtyC]

Cause I want me and my friends to take turns on you for a dollar.


Are you a podcast....

 

[Slopps]

Because I wanna fall asleep with you tonight...

Are you a face mask?

 

[Esoterix]

Because I want to wear your skin like it’s my own.

Are you a piece of string?

 

[FlirtyC]

Cause the pussy in this room cant stop chasing you.


Are you an accountant....

 

[Esoterix]

…because it’s accrual world, but I’ll invest in you.

Are you a daffodil?

 

[BB77]

because i want to pluck you and take you home than maybe pluck you a few more times...


Are you a pizza?

 

[JudithJ1337]

Cause I wanna eat you til I'm satisfied!

Are you shampoo?

 

[BB77]

'cos i wanna take you in to the shower with me and get us both really wet

are you my underwear draw?

 

[JudithJ1337]

Cause I want you to rub against me all day long.

Are you a PS4 controller?

 

[BB77]

because i love playing with your buttons all night

Are you an orange crush soda?

 

[FlirtyC]

Cause I like a girl with a sweet can
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Are you a microphone?

 

[Stanthropical]

Because I wanna test you, one two, one two three times before we go live officially.

Are you a an airplane?

 

[FlirtyC]

Cause you seem to carry alot of baggage


Are you a doughnut...