Icebreaker Game Are you able to...

Yes, when indoors, windows closed.

Are you able to get food within a mile of your home 24/7/365?
 
Easy.

Are you able to walk for 30 minutes (away from home and back) without seeing the same things twice?
 
Over a course of a day? Sure. Over a course of a minute? Only when on medication with actual pseudoephedrine. Don't ask how I know. Or you can mix caffeine, cintruline, medicine with pseudoephedrine and medicine with dextromethorphan.

Are you able to leave home RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND, not tell anyone, not come back for a week and no one will check in on you in any way?
 
Nope haha since I am deaf people worry way too much and too fast when I am late anywhere.

Are you able to reach your elbows behind your back simultaneously with each hand?
 
No

Are you able to stare at your own eyes in the mirror for ten minutes without looking away?
 
No.

Are you able to walk to the nearest public park and walk around it 10 times?
 
No its too bloody hot, Id be connecting with my ancestors not nature

Are you able to raise both eyebrows independently of each other?
 
No. That's witchcraft. People who can do that end up with different height eyebrows because they lose control of muscles over time at different rates. (I may or may not made that up on-the-fly).



Are you able to walk for 40 minutes with 25lbs backpack, the immediately mow grass and do other shit? In summer heat.
 
No, Im exhausted just thinking about it. If Im going to torture myself Id do it trying to find the end on my saran wrap or go do those errands Ive been putting off

Are you able to tell how many minutes of daylight are left by the position of the sun on the horizon?
 
No.

Are you able to mow your lawn at midnight, without anyone protesting?
 
No, I protest that 115% lol

Are you able to reach the top shelf in your kitchen without climbing on the counter or using a chair?
 
Yea, but that's only because I dint have full height kitchen cabinets.

Are you able to stir the pot without using your hands?
 

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