I'm a Jesus lizard, don't you know it? Objects never truly touch on a sub-atomic scale, because electron fields around atoms won't allow for that, enabling one to technically walk on water when a pavement is wet—does that count? And if technically not... On water in its frozen phase, I have for sure, have done so in the middle of a lake and that can't be argued. A thick layer of snow is water too. WE CAN ALL WALK ON WATER. Hallelujah!
Are you able to climb up on the roof of the house you live in and sunbathe nekkid?