Icebreaker Game Are you...?

[Someguy1323]

I just said I would damnit...do I need to be more obvious?

Are you purposely trying to get me too....oh look boobs

 

[LillyK]

Are you playing with your boobs again?

 

[Someguy1323]

Maybe....

Are you jealous? cause I really am not good with boobs....

 

[LillyK]

It's the nipples, not the boobs, that are where the magic lies.

Are you going to look up YouTube vids on nipple playing techniques?

 

[Someguy1323]

No, I don't believe in YouTube nipple videos.
Nipple tube is where it's at. Once upon a time I went to some site called boobscan.com, women scanned their boobs on the scanner bed and posted them. It cracked me up.

Are you hoping boobscan still exists?

 

[LillyK]

No. But I do want to play with mine now.

Are you touching my nipples in your mind?

 

[Someguy1323]

No. I like to fuck more, touch your own nipples, don't subject me to imaginary nipple manipulation!

Are you uh....what now?

 

[Misha000]

Since there is no question to answer, I declare this thread officially FUCKED

 

[Someguy1323]

are you saying you'd like to fuck me? cause I'm game...

 

[Misha000]

No. I'll fuck the thread any day tho.

Are you out of bananas

 

[Someguy1323]

I'm always out of bananas....but, I have a store a 10 minute walk from my place, so its easy to acquire more.

Are you a belieber?

 

[Misha000]

I'm not sure what that means. But I'll say no just in case.

Are you making up words

 

[Someguy1323]

NO! I do....Infeuder, databasize...many others actually...but
Belieber is a HUGE Justin Bieber's fan. Fan and Belieber is really different, Fan will leave him just because a little thing, but Belieber is not going to leave him eventhough the biggest thing that can break a relationship.
Fan: I love Justin Bieber! Belieber: I love KIDRAUHL! Fan: who's Kidrauhl? Belieber: GTFO!

Are you not hip to all the cool kids lingo from 20 years ago?

 

[Misha000]

Clearly no.

Are you trying to impress me

 

[Shmee]

would i empress you more if i said i was a Selena Gomez fan?

 

[Someguy1323]

BAM! thread broke, like my back after taking off a sock when I havent done core work for 15 years!


Are you going to revive it with mouth to mouth?

 

[Misha000]

Actually paramedics don't recommend that anymore, just a hard repetitive thump on your ribs should do it.

Are you dying

 

[Someguy1323]

we all are, slowly usually, but each and every breath could be our last. Live it...love it...take in every moment like its the last time you're gonna ride that 300W vibrating saddle.

Are you a trained massage therapist skilled in the happiest of endings?

 

[Misha000]

Technically no, but I'll give anything a go

Are you a faster typist than slopps

 

[PiriPiri]

Not really I most of the time type like and old man, maybe its because I make alot of typos or that I just rephrase a bunch of times..

Are you more of a mornimg person or a night person?