Icebreaker Game Are you...?

I'm like a vacuum cleaner, put it near my hose and I'm sucking it in...full force. and if the hose is attached I'll brush it a lot and shoot it all over the ground.

Are you gonna be on here long?
 
You think I'm some baby? warm cream does the trick for me every time, I pour it all over my body, lap it up, and bam, out like a bear.

Are you going to scare away any bears you hear when I'm asleep? (they sound a lot like me snoring)
 
Nope cause I'm gonna be sleeping too. Unless there in my driveway when I'm driving to work at 5 am. :) sorry but not sorry bears!!

Are you one of those people that get assaulted when they're sleeping because you snore so loud?
 
I mean....I dont consider women sitting on my face an assault....I'm ok with being woken up like that. I may drool a little though....

Are you planning on waking me up?
 
Failure. But...I'm pretty good at the stuff I do. Other than marriage, school, life, being a dad, and juggling while riding a unicycle.

Are you really going to believe I'm bad at those things?
 
If that involves eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking 5 liters of lemonade daily....then yes...yes I am.

Are you saying my baby isnt clean? I wash it once a week or so!
 
I would need to see how you're doing it to know...( are you using essential oils?)

Also, Are you washing your baby that's inside of your...belly?
 
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