Icebreaker Game Are you...?

I had a delicious breakfast, walk by the sea with zero clouds in the sky, had pistachio halva and goat milk kefir, tea... I enjoyed it very much. It's past noon now.

Are you able to pick up a lamp and throw it at some window to break it within the next 30 seconds if you chose to do so?
 
It really depends on the zoo. I visit a particular zoo which focuses a lot on conservation efforts, but not all zoos are like that.

Are you feeling irritable because of the heat?
 
I'm trying to eat none at all.

Are you pretty good at skipping junk food and pretend-non-junk food with trash ingredients?
 
I think so. Google Translate cam function works great too if the ingredient list isn't in English.

Are you using Google Translate app's cam function to magically turn words into the language you need right on the screen when you point the cam at the text of different language?
 
If I have any energy left Sunday afternoon. I should do some pushups and squats now.

Are an owner of a big gun safe, using it for non-gun valuables?
 
No. Men aren't often subjected to that unless they're muscular af.

Are you keeping track of any specific news at this time?
 
General financial news, inc. recent change in interest rates. Huw Edward’s. Situation in Portsmouth.

Are you going to eat at a restaurant in the next 48 hours and possibly consume unhealthy food?
 
I'm probably more bananananas than apples, because being apples sounds all sorts of suspicious, like potentially being rotten to the cure. I'd rather be overripe and mushy or firm and tart than rotten to the core.

are you smarter than the asshole who invented Keurig pods?
 
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