Icebreaker Game Are you...?

[Someguy1323]

I do constantly have an itch


Are you going to scratch it for me?

 

[Harley31]

Depends


What kind of itch....contagious?

 

[Someguy1323]

The more it's scratched the more I want...


Are you willing to get the necessary ointment out?

 

[Harley31]

Already on it....ben gay right here

Is that the cream?

 

[Someguy1323]

Hmmm, I am an old man, I can always use some Ben gay...it's an aphrodisiac for the cougars interested in me.


ARE YOU going to apply it liberally

 

[Harley31]

Of course, have to get on that asap

Where do you want it

 

[Someguy1323]

Wherever you can get your hands.... except....my nose

ARE YOU going to enjoy this?

 

[Harley31]

I think more than you!


Whays your safe word.....meatloaf?

 

[Someguy1323]

I don't have a safe word....do you think I'll need one?

Are you ignoring my hints on purpose...

 

[Harley31]

Yes!



ARE YOU keeping score?

 

[Someguy1323]

I only keep score in orgasms....I have to lose


Are you aware I found that extremely humourous

 

[Tom_the_eagle]

I don't see you smiling

Are you always hilarious?

 

[Thalassa]

Yes! I am mega-hila. Even if others don't find me hilarious, it is totally on them.

Are you sweating?

 

[Tom_the_eagle]

Yes, from the effort

Are you aware of the reason?

 

[Thalassa]

Coz it's taxing finding smartASS answers to my quips

Are you in agreement with that ASSessment?

 

[Tom_the_eagle]

I need more explanation

Are you gonna do it?

 

[Someguy1323]

Do it...do it now!


Are you doing it?

 

[adam135]

Nope, december is almost here

Ay, listening to a song you never share with anyone?

 

[Someguy1323]

Silence is the song I want to hear, but it's not on much.


Are you going to share your special song with us?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Young man, there’s no need to feel down,
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground,
I said, young man, cause you’re in a new town
There’s no need to be un-ha-ppy.........

AY going to dance with me when the chorus kicks in??