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Thalassa
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I'm behind that initiative, SG. Just knowing that there is a possibility it'll come through, leaves me flushed. If you're kidding... well that's just brutally shitty :/
Armpit Fetish
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I'm behind that initiative, SG. Just knowing that there is a possibility it'll come through, leaves me flushed. If you're kidding... well that's just brutally shitty :/
mmm lol Why do I have the urge to plait it lol
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Thalassa
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@theoriginalnumber8, your favorite thread is back.
It's been few months, tell us of the experiences and expertise you've built recently?
It's been few months, tell us of the experiences and expertise you've built recently?
I'm currently writing my first novel on the subject, "Pitsies and Pies", I've evolved the genre and am hoping to take it mainstream when my book is released. Having refined my skills, I have provided the following tips to ensure that you get the most out of this most alluring of kinks:
1) Always ensure the cheesecake is fresh, the fresher the better
2) Stay away from caramel type flavours, instead you should try to use fruit or chocolate flavourings
3) Shave, shave, shave! I had an unfortunate experience whilst I was researching in France with a lovely lady called Marie, who had the longest armpit hair, we discovered this hindered the squishing experience.
4) Always provide a safeword, it is easy for the squishing to get out of hand, as i found when squishing with my friend Lionel who unleashed his inner demon on me whilst squishing
5) Never, ever, confuse the cheesecake armpit squish with the more crude and hardcore Lemon drizzle cake stomp - this will result in no fun for anyone and severe bruising.
6) It always helps if you involve fax machines in the build up, I now have two in my bedroom, one for emergencies (blockages), they tend to help focus the mind whilst said squishing is taking place, plus its a great way to send your friends photos (o documents) of you squishing journey.
Follow those "golden rules" and you're good to go, enjoy your squishing adventure, the book will be on Amazon as of 1st July - the dedication/inscription inside the cover reads "dedicated to @Thalassa, the true queen of squish, without your foresight, the squishing movement would still be no more than a pipe dream, thankyou for giving me the strength to follow my true passion in life, there is a special place in my armpit for you, which will willingly accept your cheesecake at any time" - 8
1) Always ensure the cheesecake is fresh, the fresher the better
2) Stay away from caramel type flavours, instead you should try to use fruit or chocolate flavourings
3) Shave, shave, shave! I had an unfortunate experience whilst I was researching in France with a lovely lady called Marie, who had the longest armpit hair, we discovered this hindered the squishing experience.
4) Always provide a safeword, it is easy for the squishing to get out of hand, as i found when squishing with my friend Lionel who unleashed his inner demon on me whilst squishing
5) Never, ever, confuse the cheesecake armpit squish with the more crude and hardcore Lemon drizzle cake stomp - this will result in no fun for anyone and severe bruising.
6) It always helps if you involve fax machines in the build up, I now have two in my bedroom, one for emergencies (blockages), they tend to help focus the mind whilst said squishing is taking place, plus its a great way to send your friends photos (o documents) of you squishing journey.
Follow those "golden rules" and you're good to go, enjoy your squishing adventure, the book will be on Amazon as of 1st July - the dedication/inscription inside the cover reads "dedicated to @Thalassa, the true queen of squish, without your foresight, the squishing movement would still be no more than a pipe dream, thankyou for giving me the strength to follow my true passion in life, there is a special place in my armpit for you, which will willingly accept your cheesecake at any time" - 8
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Thalassa
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LMAO !!!!!!
I knew you wouldn't disappoint. A talented writer. A devoted practitioner. Above all, a true Master of the Art!
I knew you wouldn't disappoint. A talented writer. A devoted practitioner. Above all, a true Master of the Art!
I cant afford to give away copies of the book but if you give me your fax number I'll get one faxed through to you, it's quite the read!
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Gujjuguy
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*sniffs his own armpit*
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*faints*
I might need some of that strawberry cheesecake armpit squished odor to regain consciousness
You guys made this weird af (armpit fetish lol) thread into a laughter ride!!!
Btw 8, send a copy of your novel to me aswell with your autograph (preferably armpit print) attached to it please, ty 
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*faints*
I might need some of that strawberry cheesecake armpit squished odor to regain consciousness
You guys made this weird af (armpit fetish lol) thread into a laughter ride!!!
Btw 8, send a copy of your novel to me aswell with your autograph (preferably armpit print) attached to it please, ty
I'm sure his signature involves his thumb somehow.*sniffs his own armpit*
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*faints*
I might need some of that strawberry cheesecake armpit squished odor to regain consciousness
You guys made this weird af (armpit fetish lol) thread into a laughter ride!!!
Btw 8, send a copy of your novel to me aswell with your autograph (preferably armpit print) attached to it please, ty
Faxes my fax number over with a signed collage of pics of the latest shoot ... my armpits Vs a large passionfruit cheesecake xXx